The Wrong Outlaw
A bunch of cowboys hanging around in the saloon gambling and drinking When a man that looks like he took the most severe beating runs inside and says: —You boys better be running, Black Joe is coming! And falls to the ground. Cowboys think to themselves: — There are five of us and that Black Joe is alone. And they carry on with their business when two well known gunfighters stumble in, all covered in blood and struggling to stay conscious: — Run for your lives! Black Joe is close! And they both collapsed on the floor. Now all the cowboys were in distress, fearing that Black Joe, and around that time they heard heavy steps and they looked outside. It was a huge man, all dressed in black, with a black beard and two black pistols in each hand. He enters the established and says to the cowboys: — All of you, suck my cock! Get in line, quickly! The terrified cowboys felt like they have no choice, so they did as they were told. And when it was all over, that huge guy, as he was putting his pants back on, spoke to the cowboys: — You guys better get out of here, I saw Black Joe is heading this way!