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Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,000 women!” Second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m a top gynecologist at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis and I've slept with well over 5,000 women.” Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I fucked over all the website visitors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”

Asked my son what he learned in school today. He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favour ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB. I knelt down and put my hand on his shoulder and said “Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”

Guy goes to the doctor, says, "Doc! Doc! You gotta help me! My damn dick turned bright orange!" The doctors says, "Really? Oh my, I've never heard of that before. Let's take a look." So the man drops his pants and underwear, and sure enough the doctor sees the brightest, orangest penis he's ever seen. "Hm," says the doctor, "do you now or have you ever by any chance worked in a dye factory?" "Nah, never done that for work" the man replies. "Well," the doctor continues, "do you work with any dangerous chemicals?" "Nope, sounds too scary, wouldn't do that either" says the man. Stumped, the doctor then asks, "Ok, do you work with radioactive materials then?" "No, Doc, you don't get it!" the man retorts, "This can't be work related, gotta be something else! I've been unemployed for months now, all I do is sit around the house eating Cheetos and watching porn!"